A thread for non-gold members

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Noelle

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So, this is a purely useless thread for non-gold members to get their numbers up. So I need just under 1500 more posts. Will I lose interest before then, will others lose interest before then????

Anyway, just a joke for entertainment :D

Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Bud drafts, please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"

"Off to Australia next month," says John. "We go to there every year, rent a car and drive for days. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, good old Oz!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The outback, the beer, the barbies, the mates..."

"Nah, we don't like that Aussie crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Buds, that's us, ain?t it Jim? And we don?t care for the Aussies-- they're so vulgar and arrogant."

"So why keep going there?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
 

farfromhome

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BAHAHAHHAHAA classic noelle!!

i dont think ive been a member very long... my count must look sad :p
but i need something to get me through my work days
 

mirawee

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You are cheating :p

Although you know you could have put the joke in a seperate post so that you got 2 rather than 1 ;)
 

Pintaloosa

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Haha, I think I've been a member since March 2010 or thereabouts. Compared to some of the other Stockies post counts, mine looks pretty sad! :p I don't foresee myself losing interest in the forum any time soon though, so I'll get there one day :D

ETA: April 2010. Knew it was close :3
 

JessiTrist

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Zaza, you and I have similar post numbers... but I joined three and a half years before you. I need to get more regular!... *cough cough* with my posts!
 
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ZaZa

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Zaza, you and I have similar post numbers... but I joined three and a half years before you. I need to get more regular!... *cough cough* with my posts!
You went quiet for a while there JessiTrist. Good to have you back though **)
 

JessiTrist

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Thanks Zaza, had a lot going on! But all my energy is back on the horses again and I plan on keeping it that way., They keep me sane :)
 
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