~Handy Euphemisms for Falling Off Your Horse~

Discussion in 'Open Discussions' started by Jaana, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. Jaana

    Jaana Well-known Member

    1. Joining Airborne Equitation International (affectionately known as AAEEEEEEEEEI!).
    2. I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle.
    3. Dirt for dessert.
    4. High-fiving a nightcrawler.
    5. Swan dive (water optional).
    6. Spending a little quality time with gravity.
    7. Checking your girth...from the bottom.
    8. Doing the rootin' tootin', grass-scorching, scare-the-spectators boogie.
    9. A quick trip to Dirtsville.
    10. Trolling for paramedics.
    11. Just seeing if the judge was paying attention.
    12. A Richter-Scale-5 spot check of footing quality.
    13. Insufficient flapping.
    14. Studying impact craters at close range.
    15. Spontaneous retrograde.
    16. Pushing down daisies.
    17. Turf surfing.
    18. Incoming!!
    19. A short step-over four feet south of Hermes, France.
    20. Vulture baiting.
     
  2. Que Sera Sera

    Que Sera Sera Well-known Member

    Oh I just decide to have a lay down LOL
     
  3. ASH lover

    ASH lover Well-known Member

    half a second of free fall followed by an abrupt stop....
     
  4. capnjack

    capnjack Well-known Member

    My dad took my "beginners" horse for a ride, came back an hour later leading the horse and carrying his saddle. Said that he didn't get bucked off, stupid horse bucked the saddle off, and he just happened to be sitting on it!

    Always get a laugh when I think of that!

    Another one was always

    "I tested the air, but my wings fell off"
     
  5. Ouzopuppy

    Ouzopuppy Well-known Member

    I was just checking how tall my horse was... buy seeing how far I fell
    My horse and I are trying a short term separation.
     
  6. Brucey

    Brucey New Member

    PMSL! Thanks for the giggle Jaana!:)*
     
  7. Pintaloosa

    Pintaloosa Well-known Member

    Hehe, these were great everyone. Thanks for the giggle, I needed it :)
     
  8. ZaZa

    ZaZa Guest

    LOL, had a good giggle.
    Loved number 13 ....
    Thanks for posting **)
     
  9. TobanMokey736

    TobanMokey736 Well-known Member

    hehhe loved it :)

    I refer to it in 'aviation' terms... as a sudden deceleration! :) which is aka a crash! :p
     
  10. alex

    alex Well-known Member

    I think I heard KC's OH call it an 'unathourised dismount'.
     
  11. Bell The Babe

    Bell The Babe Active Member

    ...unscheduled dismount :)
     
  12. Neats

    Neats New Member

    Advanced dressage move - hit the deck
     
  13. Scarlet

    Scarlet Well-known Member

    Involuntary dismount!
    (can SOMETIMES helped along by riding in a 'self ejecting' saddle LOL)
     
  14. springbok

    springbok Well-known Member

    I like to think of it as an unscheduled dismount :p
     
  15. chick_with_a_chainsaw

    chick_with_a_chainsaw Gold Member

    i like

    INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Lauren

    Lauren Gold Member

    Hahaha thats what I say :)
     
  17. Deb2

    Deb2 Guest

    A hole in one! (I certainly leave a hole in the ground)
     
  18. kiraSpark

    kiraSpark Gold Member

    Saw the silver penny down there and went to get it :)
     

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