So, this is a purely useless thread for non-gold members to get their numbers up. So I need just under 1500 more posts. Will I lose interest before then, will others lose interest before then???? Anyway, just a joke for entertainment Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Bud drafts, please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?" "Off to Australia next month," says John. "We go to there every year, rent a car and drive for days. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, good old Oz!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The outback, the beer, the barbies, the mates..." "Nah, we don't like that Aussie crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Buds, that's us, ain?t it Jim? And we don?t care for the Aussies-- they're so vulgar and arrogant." "So why keep going there?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."