A thread for non-gold members

Discussion in 'Open Discussions' started by Noelle, Feb 22, 2011.

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  1. Noelle

    Noelle Gold Member

    So, this is a purely useless thread for non-gold members to get their numbers up. So I need just under 1500 more posts. Will I lose interest before then, will others lose interest before then????

    Anyway, just a joke for entertainment :D

    Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Bud drafts, please."

    The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"

    "Off to Australia next month," says John. "We go to there every year, rent a car and drive for days. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

    "Ah, good old Oz!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The outback, the beer, the barbies, the mates..."

    "Nah, we don't like that Aussie crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Buds, that's us, ain?t it Jim? And we don?t care for the Aussies-- they're so vulgar and arrogant."

    "So why keep going there?" asks the bartender.

    "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
     
  2. AnnieIvy

    AnnieIvy Well-known Member

    hahaha

    I think I will deffinatly lose interest before I get my numbers up
     
  3. farfromhome

    farfromhome Well-known Member

    BAHAHAHHAHAA classic noelle!!

    i dont think ive been a member very long... my count must look sad :p
    but i need something to get me through my work days
     
  4. mirawee

    mirawee Gold Member

    You are cheating :p

    Although you know you could have put the joke in a seperate post so that you got 2 rather than 1 ;)
     
  5. littleone

    littleone Active Member

    Mines sader then yours haha!

    I need to get my numbers up :p
     
  6. Diana

    Diana Gold Member

    I'm worried.... I don't get the joke :(
    :eek:
     
  7. mirawee

    mirawee Gold Member

    Would have been better if it had clarified what country the bar they walked into was in ;) Assume America :D
     
  8. JessiTrist

    JessiTrist Well-known Member

    Diana, are you serious? wow hahaha

    I need close to 1000 posts... here goes nothing!
     
  9. Pintaloosa

    Pintaloosa Well-known Member

    Haha, I think I've been a member since March 2010 or thereabouts. Compared to some of the other Stockies post counts, mine looks pretty sad! :p I don't foresee myself losing interest in the forum any time soon though, so I'll get there one day :D

    ETA: April 2010. Knew it was close :3
     
  10. littleone

    littleone Active Member

    Jim is on the right side of the other twin as they are in american there cars are left handed drive haha!
     
  11. JessiTrist

    JessiTrist Well-known Member

    Ive been a member for nearly 8 years... far out!
     
  12. ZaZa

    ZaZa Guest

    A thread to get post numbers up .........
     
  13. ZaZa

    ZaZa Guest

    Smart thinking ......
     
  14. ZaZa

    ZaZa Guest

  15. littleone

    littleone Active Member

    haha i like your thinking!
     
  16. JessiTrist

    JessiTrist Well-known Member

    Zaza, you and I have similar post numbers... but I joined three and a half years before you. I need to get more regular!... *cough cough* with my posts!
     
  17. snoopydoo

    snoopydoo Well-known Member

    I've been a member for years. Obviously I'm not trying hard enough!!!
     
  18. Diana

    Diana Gold Member

    Dahhhhh I get it now :p
    Obviously overthunk it *#)

    Thanks haha
     
  19. ZaZa

    ZaZa Guest

    You went quiet for a while there JessiTrist. Good to have you back though **)
     
  20. JessiTrist

    JessiTrist Well-known Member

    Thanks Zaza, had a lot going on! But all my energy is back on the horses again and I plan on keeping it that way., They keep me sane :)
     
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